The Path of Daggers plot contest entry:
1. Lanfear's return:
It will be revealed that the second mindtrap that Moridin carries is Lanfear's. He will send her to Tarabon to locate the sad bracelets, which the Seanchan have obtained by capturing Bayle and Egeanin. Lanfear travels to Tanchico in hopes that the Seanchan haven't killed Bayle yet. You see a little known fact about Lanfear is that she likes having her asshole tickled during MPOS. Thus she now has a predilection for Illianer men because of the way they wear their beards. She recovers the male a'dam and locates Bayle and Egeanin in a cell. Seeing the object of her desire just the other side a set of bars her chest starts heaving, her thighs start sweating. She melts the bars of the cell using fire woven just so. She assumes her most sultry pose staring at Bayle's beard. Egeanin leaps up reaching for the sword at her side that is no longer there. She knows a woman in heat when she sees one. Lanfear turns to Egeanin and seeing no facial hair blasts her into eternity using flows of earth and spirit woven just so. She turns back to Bayle who is looking rather shaken, eyes bulged in disbelief. Then he smiles and heaves a sigh.
"Relieved?" Lanfear asks coyly.
"Well," replies Bayle, "I do be glad to get rid of her, though killing her did never cross my mind." At Lanfear's puzzled look he continues, " You see I did be just in this relationship for the sex, she did be in it for a commitment."
Lanfear smiles and replies, "Well Fuzzy Chin, how about coming with me? There's only one thing I'm interested in and it has nothing to do with marriage."
Bayle looks at her curiously, "Fuzzy Chin?"
"C'mon big guy," Lanfear says. She grabs his hand and weaves a Gateway to a posh bedroom with a round bed. Letting go of the weave for the Gateway she lets go of Bayle's hand, saunters over to the bed and lies down. She crooks a finger in Bayle's direction and says, "It's luchtime for you Fuzzy."
Bayle looks around frantically for an escape and seeing none his shoulders slump in resignation. He reluctantly makes his way towards the bed.
Lanfear sits up. " Undress," she commands.
Bayle starts removing his clothes. Lanfear eyes smolder while she watches.
Lanfear stands up, " Now undress me, with your teeth."
Bayle studies her dress for a moment trying to figure out how on earth he's going to do this. "Start with the jewelry, I guess," he thinks to himself.
He drops to his knees and finds the catch to her silver belt. He places his mouth on it and attempts to open it with his lips and teeth.
Lanfear is almost writhing in anticipation. Her nipples are like rocks, so hard they almost hurt.
Minutes pass. Lanfear snaps back from her anticipation and says, "Well hurry up."
Bayle replies with a mouthful of silver as best he can, "I do be doing my best here."
Lanfear loses her patience and pushes his head back.
"It's simple," she snaps, "look, all you have to do is move the latch back like this, see?" She unhooks the belt and tosses it on the floor.Bayle just looks at her.
"Nevermind, I'll just take this off myself," she says impatiently and slips out of her dress.
Bayle had never seen a woman as beautiful as this. He could feel his passion rising rapidly.
Lanfear notices this and smiles seductively. She points to the bed and commands him to lie down. Bayle grins and practically flies onto the bed anticipating nailing this babe. Lanfear steps onto the bed, and stands over Bayle directly over his face. Bayle looks up and sees dampness on the inside of her thighs, making him even more passionate than he ever thought he could be. Lanfear slowly lowers herself down onto Bayle's grinning face.
Bayle's tongue starts darting, Lanfear starts wriggling.
Suddenly a Gateway opens into the bedroom. It's Moridin looking for Lanfear and the sad bracelets she was supposed to have delivered an hour ago. He sees Lanfear bucking like a horse with Bayle's face buried into her crotch. He waits biding his time; he knows how to handle this. Seeing Lanfear start to whip her head and moan he channels and bailfires Bayle right before Lanfear can explode. Lanfear, suddenly devoid of the ecstasy she was experiencing turns with murder in her eyes and sees Moridin fingering her mindtrap.
He strides towards her and grabs a handful of her hair and pulls her head back so that she is looking at the ceiling.
"You should know by now that nobody munches your tuna except me."
Lanfear starts sobbing, "It's been so long since you've taken care of me, I just couldn't wait any longer."
Moridin puts his face closer to hers and says angrily, "If you would obey me like Moghedien does then I would take care of you like I do her."
Lanfear whimpers and Moridin releases her hair in disgust.
He embraces the True Power and channels a delicate weave into Lanfear's crotch. "There," he says in satisfaction, "that shield will allow you to urinate, but will not allow you to feel a man's tongue."
"NO!" Lanfear begs reaching out a hand.
Moridin laughs cruelly, "I'll let you watch me take care of Moghedien when she gets back from Ebou Dar. Not that it will help you any."
He glances around the room and locates the male a'dam, picking it up he opens a Gateway back to his quarters laughing, "Mwahahaha!"