Subject: TAN: Crisco and ShopVacs and Darkfriends, Oh My! From: Maggie Organization: Missy the Monster Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan I'm exhausted. I'm incoherent. I'm also feeling malevolent and evil, so for you people who missed the Bash of the Eon, some random half thoughts and stuff to taunt you... Novak collects hood ornaments. Three person cornstarch massage is good for the soul. Steve Ginter gives good cloak. Being handcuffed to your Warder makes life interesting. More so if the person who cuffs you claims not to have the key. Novak *is* a God. Ask his hood ornaments. Mark and Deb Loy are the most gracious hosts a person could ever hope to have. Alex Goddard is an outstanding lackey. Everyone should have a lackey like Alex. Whoever gave me Dave Rothgery for my little brother in the RASFWRJ family: Thank you. What do I owe you? Janet Rolsma's cookies kick ass on stratospheric levels. I'm apparently an Earth Mother. How pleasantly astonishing! Erica sounds exactly like Scottina on the phone. She's also just as sweet as I suspected - if you didn't get to talk to her, you missed great happy vibes. Everything sounds better with an Australian accent. Annette Dillick looks radiantly beautiful...pregnancy suits her. Ear piercing shrieks are *not* effective tickle deterrents. Pam's a great Lover In The Park. There is no fucking spoon! Mark took it. Bunny ears. Sugar Plum Fairy Tiara. Who's the Princess now? Darkfriend snuggles. 'Nuff said. -- Maggie UIN 10248195 http://www.chocolatefiends.com "The Dark was cold until she came, but she was Midnight, kissed by Flame"-Rajiv Mote on rasfwrj