Since I was about five years old or so, I've had a...thing...for buttons. I've always got one or two on my coat or sweater or purse, usually with something amusing or obscene on them. For a while, I had a coat completely covered with the things. One of my favorites came from a DFS two summers ago: "Will Throw Robe Recklessly Open For Food". It usually occupies the strap of my purse, and got me several very suspicious looks in Boca Raton, FL, not long after that Social.

I don't wear a coat completely covered anymore, it gets to be rather heavy after a while, and people will grab you to read your buttons. Instead, I've pared down the "display" and only wear a handful at a time.

See the really nifty pink and purple one? My Warder loves me so much, he came all the way from Berkeley to take me to see the United States Figure Skating Championships in Cleveland! (I'll be putting up pics of that soon!)

These are what I'm wearing on my jacket at the moment. If you are easily offended, leave now. Some of these are obnoxiously obscene, which, not coincidentally, is precisely why I like them. I believe it's just fine to have a wicked sense of humor thankyouverymuch.

Don't complain to me, my web-host or my ISP about my buttons. This is my web page, I paid for it, and I'm not taking it down, no matter how many kinds of heathen you call me. If obnoxious humor bothers you, find another part of the site to look at, you've been amply warned. This warning was for the benefit of the narrow minded in-duh-viduals who have cried to my ISP that they're offended. The rest of you are smart enough to recognize humor when you see it.