Subject: TAN: Las Vegas DFS Superlatives
From: wfg1@concentric.net.REMOVE (Bill Garrett)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan
Organization: Beer Drinkers & Hell Raisers, Local 183


Instead of a writing a list of funny quotes taken out of context, I
have for this social come up with a list of superlatives.  I assure
you this has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that I forget
pretty much all of the funny quotes.

Please feel free to add to this list.


Las Vegas DFS Superlatives
==========================

Biggest Wussy for not coming: Darkelf
Runner-up: Mike Kozlowski

Biggest Overall Gambling Win: Hawk, $800

Best dressed: Nathan L. and Hawk at dinner on Friday night.

Most success at rendering Novak speechless: Jim Hill.  You could say he
stumped Novak.

Most mellow: Me, at dinner on Saturday night, with two stiff drinks in
my stomach and $2000 (half of it won that afternoon) in my front pocket.

Biggest blush: Nathan, after being offered $500 to do a strip dance
in front of everybody.

Biggest height-to-weight ratio: CD Skogsberg

Most feared to have been eaten by Trollocs: Cassandra

Biggest corruptor of men's souls: Me, for turning several people into
gambling addicts.

Craziest Gambler: Sydo "I'd like to split these 10s again" Zandstra

And, finally,
Most heroic for doing the Most work to put this thing together: Drew Gillmore

-- 
Bill Garrett                       Misanthropology, n.: The study of why
wfg1 @ concentric.net               so many people are so damn stupid.