Subject: TAN: Ann Arbor DFS Quote List From: Keeper of the Chronicles Reply-To: colel@earthlink.net Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan NNTP-Posting-Host: 1cust5.tnt41.bos2.da.uu.net (63.46.194.5) Or, "THAT way!" --Jeff, about every block in Ann Arbor. Some of these are temporally out of order, as the quote list was extremely elusive this weekend. However, lack of context has never been a problem for us before. If I have misattributed, I apologize, and feel free to correct me for DFS page posterity. Well, you have your hand shoved up its ass --Jeff If I had someone's hand shoved up my ass, *I'd* moo, too. --Steve Was I asleep, or were you just really really bad? --Kenn Aww, come on, what is it about my alcohol and bugs? --Kenn How does one get drunk off of meat? --Anne Oy! Passa-piecea-bread! --Kenn Madhu is the other main course --Kenn Oh, goody! I've never had Indian before! --Steve Breathe! Breathe, damn it! --Alex There's more of Us than You --Kenn Quickly! Alcohol! --Alex Eleven? Long enough? What? --Kenn Madhu *IS* the splash zone. --Anne I'm a lush --Maggie God, I sound like Ross Perot --Kenn Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? --Alex That was perfectly inserted, so to speak. --Kenn You can't get real leather pink? --Maggie Theoretically it's possible, but it would be really hard on your ass. --Madhu I only heard the last 3 words. Who's fucking possums again? --Madhu It smells like shit, gets all over everything and is highly toxic." -- Alex Yup, that describes the band, too. --Zack I almost miss ST**NT --Maggie There is an extra bed on top of Kenn --Anne Not if you opened it up --Alex Straight milk always gives me diarrhea --Steve What about gay milk? --Kenn Well, Sonofabitch! --Alex Fuck you, mistress! May I have another? --Alex and Jeff You're dumb. --Anne I just realized there's a lot of nifty things you can do with moo chips. --Zack Vrrrooooooooom, baby, baby. --Maggie I like 3 ways! --Alex What flavor crack are you *on*?? --Maggie Grape! --Alex I'm always early. --Alex You are all geeks. --Kenn I've been eating Buttercup. --Alex Okay, who wants to fuck me? --Kenn I guess that's the only way I'll ever get to screw you. --Kenn I'll drink to that. --Zack I am *SO* sorry I went there. --Anne I don't know why it's so difficult, just shove an oboe up his ass. -- Madhu (originally heard by me as "elbow" rather than oboe). I like cherry blow-pops. --Alex I don't' have breasts to flash! --Alex It really wasn't pure drunkenness. I was just being amiable. --Zack If I haven't been annihilated by the wrath of God yet, I wonder what you'd have to *do* ?? --Anne It's just kind of disturbing, you're walking down the ward with a whole tray of urine samples in your hand.... --Jeff Oh yeah, baby, I'm hot. --Kenn If you can't get into the can, you don't get fed. --Maggie I can't feel the bond! --Leah You're going down. --Jeff Think, you sumbitch, think! --Jeff I vibrate. .... *AND* I rotate. ..... I have a power tool. --Kenn No, long ago they decided I'm a clueless mother-fucker. --Jeff Mine is cherry, like my crack. --Alex Y'know, they have an ointment that can take care of that. --Steve ".....croak....croakcoughcroak......croak.....eeee....cough" --Leah, the whole weekend. If I've missed any, feel free to annotate. :-) Yours, Keeper of the *cough* Chronicles. -- Leah L. Cole colel @ earthlink.net "Veni, vedi, dedi gremium bonum" --the Humblest Lap on the Net "It's like Crouching Snapper, Hidden Pepper" --Iron Chef