Subject: I went, I saw, I got out alive!
From: padawanlearner@webtv.net (Darryl Sheakley)
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That rumbling you heard last night? 

Kenn Cavness. 

Arriving only seven hours late to Chez Moo on Friday, March 30, the
Social was already swingin'. and all the Main Dudes were already there.
Mark had just showed, Anne Willick had been there since morning, Chason,
Laura, and Zeynep had arrived a couple hours before me. The Lap, Kenn,
and Pam had been there an indeterminate amount of time. 

I sensed mojo. 

Dinner ensued, Maggie simultaneously minding the various cookpots (to
great effect, I might add) and keeping up with multiple conversations,
the Food Channel was watched, to my delight, and shit was shot. Ginter
arrived in full Battle Cloak, set the drinking situation rolling, and
soon set off to fetch Leah. 

When they got back, the mojo kicked into full effect. 

Needless to say, laps were sat, Ginter broke out his +10 Hands of
Groping, rasfwr-j posters were mocked, and Mead and Stout were imbibed
long into the morning. 

Outsleeping everyone, and drinking all the coffee in the place to make
up for it, I woke to even _more_ groping! Last night's mojo reigned
unchecked! 

Huo was procured, Madhu spoken to on the phone, and Rothgery, IIRC,
while omelettes sprang full-blown from Maggie's brow and tales of
flunkies were told. Evidence was photographed and noted in small tablets
while the place undulated with massages and footrubs like a block of
tofu sliding around in a tub of slime. 

I can't imagine what insane debauchery was wrought at COSI and KotoBuki
after I left for home. 

Thank you, Mark and Maggie, for having me. 

-- 
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